My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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