dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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