Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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