It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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