sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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