Im at strip club and am horny
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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