so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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