I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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