We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I enjoy the company of your penis
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