The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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