dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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