they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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