So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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