theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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