Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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