I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
you are never too drunk for berry picking
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
i believe in u and ur pee
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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