So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
