It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm too high and old for this...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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