i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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