My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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