You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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