Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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