I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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