I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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