Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
