Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want to have your abortion
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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