yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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