shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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