Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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