I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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