I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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