i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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