she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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