I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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