I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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