The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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