i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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