Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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