She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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