Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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