i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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