No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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