I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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