brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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