we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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