is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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