I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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