tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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