We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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