but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
