Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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