Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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