bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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