Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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