video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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