Cold hands, warm shart.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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