Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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