i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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